Coincidence or family album? Let's get to the root of it all now...
American Idol's shocking news this season isn't the ouster of favorite Constantine... but the revelation that C is actually the love child of 80's rocker David Coverdale.
And with reports disputing the actual dates and even the truth of Jim Morrison's death, it is clear that his seed carries on in the highly favored Bo Bice.
Investigations are pending that connect eccentric Nadia with cult-diva Grace Jones, Anwar with Bob Marley, and Carrie Underwood with Priscilla Presley. Keep checking back for more up to the minute news.
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